Sunday, July 18, 2010

Confessions of a Disney Chick

My name is Bekah, and I am a *Disney Channel addict

Hi Bekah...

It has gotten to the point where I check under my bed for Tinkerbell before I go to bed. I want to marry a wizard and name my kids Zack and Cody. I'll vacation on the S.S Tipton. My days begin with a "Watcha doin'?" and end with a "Oh there you are Perry." My summer plans always included a visit to **Camp Rock. And when I look up at the sky, stars are not visible. All I see are Sterling Knight's hot, blue eyes looking at me...



There is tie-dye in my eye- wait... my Raven moment!

***I see a girl, jumping like some kind of moron on caffeine. She has PJs and wet pigtails that spin when she- er - spins! Banging on the couch chanting "KISS HER ALREADY!!" There is a crazed look in her eyes that would scare off a pack of Starstruck Hannah Montana fans.
The monster looks in the mirror and realizes she wasn't always like this.
Her story began when her stupid little brother turned off Spongebob and showed her some funny twins living in a hotel. By the time she entered the 4th grade this became no longer a thing to do when you get bored. It became a life. She forgot about the world. Her main goal in life was to decide which twin is a better actor. She tried to use a hairdryer as a weapon over creepy blue people like Kim Possible does. Her time was spend Googling how old the actors are and finding pictures of Waverly Place. And for a moment- just a moment -nothing was wrong.

Who said a little obsession was bad?







*This does not include the Jonas Brothers. Sorry boys, you stink!
**Oddly enough, I haven't seen that yet
*** My (drama added) life story