Screech!" That’s mine! "Bang!" Mom!”
Yes, the sound of boys.
Whether we like it or not, the nature of little boys can’t be changed. It would be like that “Hairspray” song. You just can’t stop the beat. Or in this case, the boys.
No matter how many times a poor beanie baby gets used as a weapon, the boys are unstoppable. They will sneak up behind the other one, who the only thing they will hear is “ I’m gunna hurt you, you lousy little piece of…..!”
Now take a pause and think about life without boys. We could take our pets to prom, invent little robots to do our housework, and heath insurance would not be necessary. Ahh…..
“Ow! Hay, knock it off! Eep!”
And did I mention how useless a hearing aid would be?
But think of the down side. No romance movies, no omg-he-is-so-cute Zac Efron, no fun seeing the little suckers struggle with our laundry. And really, do you really want to kiss your pooch at prom?
I didn’t think so.
So the choice is up to us girls: lose them or love them?
Think about it.
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